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Blog Hop Challenge

3/28/2014

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Thanks so much to L.T. Getty for tagging me in on this blog hop challenge!

The Challenge Questions:

1. What are you currently working on?

I have several projects going right now! I’m prepping my sequel to Watcher for publication, I have a romantic comedy that I expect to publish next fall, and I am currently writing the final book in my Watcher fantasy series, as well as a sequel to my paranormal thriller, Hitchhiker.

For this hop, I’ll focus on Survivor, the sequel to Hitchhiker. My FBI misfits are hot on the trail of a serial killer for this one, and might even catch him if they can reign in their own quirks and short-comings long enough to focus their energies on the case.

2. How is this novel different from others in this genre?

I’ve incorporated a lot of humor into my Hitchhiker series. It’s all about the zany characters – a schizophrenic genius, a grandma medium, a fashionista empath, a conman, a veteran, and Ainsley, a teacher whose parasitic cells allow her to hitch a ride in other people’s central nervous systems. They’re fun to write because they write themselves.

3. Why do you write what you do?

I enjoy the escapism of fantasy, the creepiness of thrillers, and the laughter comedy provides. I write whatever I’m in the mood for, and it always revolves around the flawed characters I’ve had running around in my daydreams.

If you’d like to check out my work, here are the buy links to my published works:

Hitchhiker


Watcher 


The Witch's Cure (a short story in C. Lee Brown's anthology)


Stay tuned for more links to participating blog hop authors!



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Techno-Gadgets

3/1/2014

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     In a fit of Black Friday madness, my husband and I decided to buy our two oldest boys tablets for Christmas. It’s not like they needed another screen to sit in front of, but it was a good deal. And since the salesman talked us into getting a new full-size tablet too, I could keep that and give my old Kindle to my youngest, so we’d all have one. No more fighting over the Kindle Fire. Happy, happy, joy, joy.

     And they were thrilled. Of course there would be limits. Time limits, only free, age appropriate apps would be downloaded, etc. All agreed to happily.

     Then it came time to set-up these devices. Here’s an interesting little detail - they do not come with an instruction manual, you must download it. Unfortunately, that requires turning on the Wi-Fi & connecting to a server. Which, for me, requires INSTRUCTIONS.

      Son number two tries to help. “It says you have to be connected to the Internet.”

      “I am aware. How do you connect to the Internet?”

      “Hit the cog-wheel icon.”

      “There is no cog-wheel icon.”

      Son begins to cry. “It’s broken!”

     Mother begins to swear. “It’s not broken – it’s just counter-intuitive!”

     Oldest son pipes up, cheery-like. “My Wi-Fi is connected.”

     I grab his tablet. “How’d you do that?”

     “The screen popped up.”

     More cursing. “It’s the same exact device – what did you do?”

     “I don’t know. See, now it’s asking for your credit card number.”

     Of course it is. Middle son leaves the room to sob in private.

     “I’m not giving that thing my credit card information. Just stop hitting buttons.”

     “There aren’t any buttons. It’s a tablet.”

     Mother growls.

     “Oh, look. I can download apps!” Oldest son is elated.

     “How are you doing this?”

     Son number two cries out from back room. “Mine is broken!”

     Youngest son steps up. “Mommy, you need to get your stuff off my Kindle.”

     Mother panics. “Don’t delete anything! I haven’t even taken my new one out of the package. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE!”

     Sweaty – I’m all sweaty. Why does technology stress me out so much?

     I swipe a stray hair off the screen of the unresponsive tablet in front of me and the options menu pops up.

     “Nobody breathe! I found a menu!”

     Second son hurries out from the back room. “So it’s not broken?”

     “You’re breathing! I said no breathing!”

     “I’m sorry.”

     Jiminy Christmas, my child is now apologizing to me for breathing. I hate technology.

     Several tension-filled minutes later and manuals are downloaded. I make them read through it, let them download a few apps, and all is right with the world.  

     Son number two gives me a big hug. “Thank you, Mommy.”

     And now I feel like an ASS. “Yeah – sorry I got mad. Technology stresses me out.”

     “So, did you figure out how your new tablet works yet?’

     Damn. “Maybe tomorrow.” After a trip to the liquor store.

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