Bluetooth Headset: n. A hands-free way to use your phone while looking way more important than you really are.
Download: v. 1. What you spend most of your time waiting for your computer to do.
2. Installing something on your computer that may or may not screw it up.
Facebook: n. High school.
Going Viral: v. Having to change your identity because you did something embarrassing that got caught on video.
Pinterest: n. A place to keep all the recipes and craft ideas that you’ll never have time to do because you’re too busy surfing the web for new recipes and craft ideas.
Smart phone: n. A really expensive way to remain tethered to the Internet (and everyone else) at all times.
Texting: v. 1. A longer, more tedious way of carrying on a phone conversation than actually speaking into the phone. 2. A way to carry on a phone conversation with someone else while ignoring the person sitting in front of you.
Twitter: n. A chance to stalk celebrities legally.
YouTube: n. Funniest Home Videos without the annoying celebrity host.