Fritos Cheese Dip in a can: Licking contents from can may be hazardous to your tongue. (The rim is sharp, people.)
Kindle Fire: Letting a four-year-old play Angry Birds on device without disabling WiFi may result in unwanted purchases.
Plants vs. Zombies: Adult diapers and a supply of energy bars and drinks will be necessary because once you start you won’t stop until you make those zombies dance.
Political Ads: Prolonged exposure will lead to nausea and disillusionment.
Recombant Bike: Using this may lead you to eat an entire can of Frito cheese dip without remorse.
Spanx: Wear this garment longer than three hours and you may need CPR.
Wii: Using game consul may cause sailor mouth-itus.