Thanks for being here today, Dylan. Or should I call you Dove? That’s your nickname, right?
Who are you and how do you know my names? Did Clark send you?
I’m the author. Who’s Clark?
Clark is a voice I hear, mostly. What do you mean, ‘the author?’
I’m writing your story, Dove. So you hear voices?
I usually just hear Clark’s voice, but now I’m hearing your voice. I’m guessing you’re just another hallucination caused by my schizophrenia, because I never asked anyone to write my story.
How do you manage to keep a job with the FBI with a mental illness?
Many people with mental illnesses carry on perfectly normal lives. I take medication, and having an IQ of 180 helps. Seriously, who sent you?
How do you feel about your new co-worker?
What, you mean Ainsley? Ainsley’s good. Just as long as she doesn’t touch me or sneeze on me or anything. I mean, I wish I could touch her, but she’s got those burrowing epithelials. I can’t have her thinking my thoughts. Clark put you up to this, didn’t he?
Okay, I think that’s about it for now. Join me next week when I interview the DII’s very own conman, Jack Conway. In the meantime, check out the novel, available as an ebook at Champagne Book Group, Amazon, iTunes, iBookstore, Kobo, and Barnes & Noble.