My character interviews continue here on my blog. This month, I’m interviewing characters from the book Hitchhiker. Today Jack Conway is here with us. Thanks for being here, Jack!
My pleasure, pretty lady. What can I do for you?
So, you’re a charmer.
It’s what I do.
What do you do, for the FBI, I mean?
Oh, I do a little consulting for them.
So, you’re an expert of some kind? What type of consulting advice do you provide for them?
Let’s just say I know a thing or two about the criminal mind.
Don’t they have an entire department of experts in criminal behavior?
Sure, sure. But why consult with some stiff in a suit when they can work with a handsome devil like me?
Because they might rather work with professionals than a criminal. You do have a criminal record, don’t you?
Oh, I’ve had some run-ins with the law. Misunderstandings with some ex-girlfriends. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Getting swindled out of thousands of dollars would make anyone furious, Mr. Conway.
Just misunderstandings about some investments, that’s all. Now I have a question for you. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind this whole time.
Ugh. I think that’s all I can stand for today. I hope you’ll check out my book, Hitchhiker, and get to know the rest of the FBI freak squad.
Hitchhiker is available at Champagne Book Group, Amazon, iTunes, iBookstore, Kobo, and Barnes & Noble.
My pleasure, pretty lady. What can I do for you?
So, you’re a charmer.
It’s what I do.
What do you do, for the FBI, I mean?
Oh, I do a little consulting for them.
So, you’re an expert of some kind? What type of consulting advice do you provide for them?
Let’s just say I know a thing or two about the criminal mind.
Don’t they have an entire department of experts in criminal behavior?
Sure, sure. But why consult with some stiff in a suit when they can work with a handsome devil like me?
Because they might rather work with professionals than a criminal. You do have a criminal record, don’t you?
Oh, I’ve had some run-ins with the law. Misunderstandings with some ex-girlfriends. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Getting swindled out of thousands of dollars would make anyone furious, Mr. Conway.
Just misunderstandings about some investments, that’s all. Now I have a question for you. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind this whole time.
Ugh. I think that’s all I can stand for today. I hope you’ll check out my book, Hitchhiker, and get to know the rest of the FBI freak squad.
Hitchhiker is available at Champagne Book Group, Amazon, iTunes, iBookstore, Kobo, and Barnes & Noble.
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