It’s a new year. Time for resolutions. My first resolution for 2016 is to make resolutions that I might actually attain. Such as…
If I do happen to exercise more, I will eat more bacon, because that’s probably the only thing that will get me to exercise more.
I will drink more coffee, because I need to get dressed and talk to people.
I will speak less, because it’s difficult to put your foot in your mouth if you don’t open it.
I will listen more, because it’s fun to hear other people put their feet in their mouths.
I will keep writing, even when I’m blocked up like an artery in need of a triple bypass, because I don’t want to let go of the daydreamer in me.
I will support cancer research, because we need a better cure.
I will hug my children more, because no one has ever regretted a hug. Well, except maybe Will Ferrell and that raccoon on Elf.
Happy New Year – may yours be filled with coffee, bacon, and hugs!
If I do happen to exercise more, I will eat more bacon, because that’s probably the only thing that will get me to exercise more.
I will drink more coffee, because I need to get dressed and talk to people.
I will speak less, because it’s difficult to put your foot in your mouth if you don’t open it.
I will listen more, because it’s fun to hear other people put their feet in their mouths.
I will keep writing, even when I’m blocked up like an artery in need of a triple bypass, because I don’t want to let go of the daydreamer in me.
I will support cancer research, because we need a better cure.
I will hug my children more, because no one has ever regretted a hug. Well, except maybe Will Ferrell and that raccoon on Elf.
Happy New Year – may yours be filled with coffee, bacon, and hugs!
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